Okay, okay, okay, I know that I promised not to focus too much on shoes...but LOOK! This is the "Wordz Sneaker" by Jeffrey Campbell. For those dayz when more complex forms of expression escape you...these could be especially effective if you make your argumentative points with your feet.
Available at Nasty Gal. And one comment...I love the crazy style of Jeffrey Campbell shoes, and own a bunch of them, but they are a tad overpriced for shoes made overseas (and not in Italy or Spain), often out of nasty-smelling, man-made materials.
Although I never wear green, my color sense is registering this as turquoise, which would look fabulous in a boot for spring, with a long or a short skirt or even shorts, if you happen to be under the age of 25 and/or built like a sapling. Check out the sky blue, too..I am a big fan of Jildor Shoes on Long Island (in physical space) and on the web (in virtual space). They have a great selection and their sales are fab.